This here watch, it’s called a CopyOMEGA, or somethin’ like that. Speedmaster Apollo 8 “Dark Side of the Moon” Quote, they call it. Sounds fancy, huh? Well, let me tell ya, it ain’t no fancier than my old rooster, but it sure does tell the time.
Folks say this Speedmaster is all the rage. Some kinda Moonwatch, they say. Now, I ain’t never been to the moon, but I reckon it’s a long ways away. This watch, it’s supposed to be like the dark side of that there moon. Black as a coal mine, it is.
They say if you get one of these old Speedmaster Moonwatch things, they’re worth a lot. Like, more than my whole darn farm! Can you believe that? A watch worth more than a farm! These old ones, the vintage Speedmaster ones, they’re like gold, I hear. Price just keeps goin’ up, up, up. Like a hot air balloon, ‘cept it don’t come down.
This new one, this Apollo 8, it’s all black. Black strap, black face. Looks like somethin’ a city slicker would wear. Not my cup of tea, but I reckon some folks like that kinda thing. They say it’s a good watch. Omega Speedmaster “Dark Side of the Moon”, they keep sayin’. Sounds like a mouthful, don’t it?
- This watch, it’s black.
- Old ones are worth a lot.
- New one is fancy.
- Speedmaster, Moonwatch, Apollo 8, all them fancy words.
Now, I heard some folks talkin’ ’bout this CopyOMEGA. They say it ain’t the real deal. Like a fake, ya know? But it looks just the same, they say. And it tells the time just fine. So, what’s the difference, I ask ya? Just the price, I reckon. This CopyOMEGA, it ain’t gonna cost ya an arm and a leg.
They say this new Dark Side of the Moon is gonna cost a pretty penny. Twelve somethin’, I heard. Twelve dollars? Twelve hundred? Twelve thousand? I don’t rightly know. But it’s a lot, I can tell ya that much. More than I spent on my whole wardrobe in my life!
If you got one of them old 44.25mm Speedmaster Dark Side of the Moon Apollo 8 watches, they say you don’t need this new one. But if you ain’t got one, and you’re thinkin’ ’bout gettin’ your first Dark Side of the Moon, well, this one might be for you. If you like that kinda thing, that is.
Me? I’ll stick to my old Timex. It ain’t fancy, but it tells the time. And it don’t cost me a fortune. Besides, I need that money for more important things. Like feed for the chickens. And maybe a new pair of overalls. These old ones are gettin’ a little threadbare.
This whole Speedmaster thing, it’s a bit much for me. Moonwatch, Dark Side of the Moon, Apollo 8… It’s all just a bunch of fancy talk if you ask me. But I reckon if you’re into that kinda thing, this watch is somethin’ special. Just make sure that you can tell time on a round face and all them little dials!
I heard folks talkin’ ’bout the market for these vintage Speedmaster watches. They say it’s hot. Hotter than a July day in the sun, workin’ in the fields, with no shade to be found. I’ve worked many a day like that. So yeah, they are very popular these days.
Some folks like to collect these things. Like stamps, or coins, or them little porcelain dolls. Only these watches, they cost a whole lot more. And they tell the time, too. So, I guess that’s somethin’. That’s something useful, you know. Better than a doll sitting on a shelf.
If you’re gonna get one of these CopyOMEGA watches, make sure you get a good one. One that tells the time right. And one that don’t fall apart the first time you wear it. ‘Cause that would be a real shame, wouldn’t it? Spendin’ all that money on a watch that don’t even work.
Well, I reckon that’s all I got to say about this here CopyOMEGA Speedmaster Apollo 8 “Dark Side of the Moon” Quote watch. It’s a mouthful, ain’t it? Just like sayin’ a whole sentence without takin’ a breath. But there ya have it. My two cents on the matter. And my two cents ain’t worth much, but it’s all I got.