Well, well, well, lookie here! You wanna talk about that YSL Manhattan bag, huh? That fancy thing all them city girls carry around? My granddaughter, she got one, she say it’s “original order.” Whatever that means. I just know it cost more than my old cow Bessie. But this one, this is a remake, see? Just like the real deal, but it ain’t gonna cost ya an arm and a leg, I tell ya.
These city folk, they love their fancy names. Yves Saint Laurent. Sounds like some kinda French pastry, if you ask me. But these bags, they’re somethin’ else. This Manhattan one, it’s all sleek and shiny. Like a freshly polished apple, ready for the county fair. This remake, it got that same shine. You can see your face in it, almost. Good for checkin’ your teeth after eatin’ corn on the cob, I reckon.
This bag, they call it a “shoulder bag.” You sling it over your shoulder, like a feed sack, but a lot prettier. This one’s a good size, not too big, not too small. They say it’s 11.4 by 7.8 by 2.9. I don’t know what them numbers mean exactly, but it’s big enough for your wallet, your phone, maybe a little snack. A cookie or two, you know. Wouldn’t want to get caught out without a little somethin’ to nibble on.
They got bigger ones, too. “Small Shopping Bag” they call one. That’s 12.5 by 9.8 by 4.7. Bigger than the first one, see? Good for when you gotta go to town and buy a few things. Maybe some thread, some buttons, a new pair of stockings. And if you really gotta haul a lot, they got the “Medium Shopping Bag.” That’s a whopper! 15.7 by 11.6 by 6.1. You could fit a whole chicken in there, almost. Not that you would, but you could.
This remake, it’s got that fancy clasp, too. “Fermoir” they call it. Sounds like a sneeze. But it’s shiny, got that Saint Laurent name on it, just like the real one. Keeps your things safe inside, so they don’t go tumblin’ out when you’re rushin’ around.
- This bag, it’s good for everyday.
- You can take it to church.
- You can take it to the market.
- You can take it to visit your neighbor.
This YSL Bag, it used to be some fancy “Haute Couture” thing. Whatever that is. Sounds like somethin’ you’d wear to a royal weddin’, not somethin’ you’d carry your groceries in. But now, anyone can have one. Even folks like us. This remake, it’s a good deal. You get that fancy look, without payin’ that fancy price.
Some girls, they go crazy for these bags. They call this one the “Loulou.” Like a baby’s name. It is one of the most popular ones. I don’t know why, they all look the same to me, more or less. But the young folks, they love ’em. My granddaughter, she saved up all her money for one. Said it was her “first designer bag.” She loves that YSL. Says it made her feel like a movie star.
I saw a whole bunch of these bags on that internet thing. All kinds of colors, all kinds of sizes. They call it the “Women’s Manhattan Handbags Collection.” They got pictures of them all lined up, like little soldiers. This remake is in there, you can hardly tell the difference. You can get it “online” they say. Whatever that means. I just know you don’t have to go all the way to the city to get one.
These Yves Saint Laurent Handbags, they are popular, I gotta admit. Even I can see why. They’re pretty. They’re shiny. This remake is a smart choice. They are just like the “original order” ones. It is strong and will last you a long time, if you get that remake, I reckon.
So, if you’re lookin’ for a little somethin’ special, a little somethin’ fancy, but you don’t wanna spend all your money, this Remake Yves Saint Laurent YSL Manhattan Bag might be just the ticket. It’s a good bag, a pretty bag. And it won’t break the bank, neither. Just don’t go puttin’ no chickens in it, now, ya hear?