You know that Fendi Mama Forever Zucca Bag? That one all them city girls carry around? My granddaughter, she wanted one real bad. Said it was from them Fendi specialty stores. She kept going on and on about that Fendi Mama bag. I swear, young folks these days and their fancy things. This bag, she said, was special. A Fendi Mama Forever, she called it.
Well, I didn’t know nothin’ ’bout no Fendi. Sounded like a made-up word to me. But she showed me pictures. It’s all covered in them little “F”s. They call it Zucca. Sounds like somethin’ you’d find in the garden, that Zucca.
She said everyone who’s anyone has one of these Fendi Mama Forever Zucca Bags. Said it’s a “status symbol.” Whatever that means. Back in my day, a good, strong sack for potatoes was all the status you needed. But these Fendi bags? They ain’t cheap, that’s for sure! My granddaughter told me the price, and I nearly fainted! Could buy a whole cow for that kind of money!
But you know, she worked hard, saved her pennies. Said she found a place, some Fendi Mama sales, where they sell ’em used. Still cost a pretty penny, but not as much as a brand new one. I don’t know nothing about this stuff, but if she’s happy, I’m happy. She said this one place, called The RealReal, sells a lot of them Fendi Mama bags. I don’t know how real it is, but the bag looks real enough to me.
She finally got that Fendi Mama Forever Zucca Bag. Brown one, she picked. With them silver shiny things on it. She carries it everywhere now. To the market, to church, even to visit old Mrs. Henderson. Shows it off like a prized piglet.
- Fendi Mama Bag: It’s a purse.
- Zucca: That’s what they call the pattern with all them “F”s.
- Fendi specialty stores: Fancy shops where they sell these things.
- Mama Sales: That’s where you might find one of these Fendi Mama Forever Zucca Bags for less money. I hear you can find them on sale at places called FWRD Renew and REVOLVE.
- Brand: This Fendi is a brand. A fancy one, I guess.
I still don’t understand what’s so special about a Fendi bag. It’s just a purse. But it makes her happy. And that’s all that matters, I reckon. She said this Fendi brand is old, from some place called Rome. Started a long time ago, 1925. Some folks named Adele and Edoardo started it. First it was a handbag shop and fur. I don’t know about fur, but the bags, they sure are popular.
This bag, the Fendi Mama Forever, she says it was made by some lady named Silvia. Says it’s a “classic.” I guess that means it’s been around for a while. Like me! This Silvia lady, she made this Fendi bag to be all special and different. She wanted it to change how you look, just by carrying it. I guess it works, ’cause my granddaughter sure thinks she’s somethin’ else with that Fendi Mama bag on her arm. It is like a little sexy bag.
I asked her why these Fendi things are so expensive. She said it’s ’cause of the brand. Like how folks pay more for a prize-winning bull than just any old cow. And the stuff they make ’em out of is supposed to be real good. They spend a lot on those fancy ads, too. And they don’t make too many of them, so that makes ’em even more expensive. It’s all about supply and demand, she says. Like when everyone wants tomatoes at the same time, the price goes up. This Fendi Mama Forever Zucca Bag, it’s like them tomatoes, I guess.
I seen some of these Fendi Mama bags online. Some are black, some are brown. They got all them little “F”s all over ’em. The Zucca, they call it. Some folks sell ’em used. “Pre-owned,” my granddaughter says. Means someone else had it first. Like hand-me-down clothes, but way more expensive. You can find these used Fendi bags in good shape, though. Maybe a little worn, but still good. My granddaughter says they might have some scratches or the color might not be as bright. But that’s okay. It’s like a good pair of shoes – they get more comfortable the more you use ’em.
I seen one of these Fendi Mama Forever Zucca Bags that was all brown and black. Had a dark brown strap to go over your shoulder. And them silver shiny things on it, too. Looked real fancy, I gotta admit. But I still think a good, sturdy feed sack is just as good.
There is one of this Fendi bag. They called it Fendi Shoulder Bag Mama Forever in Brown Zucca Canvas and Silver hardware. It looks good. My granddaughter told me about another Fendi Mama bag. It is black one. I think they call it Authentic Black Fendi Mama Forever Bag Zucca Canvas. A mouthful, right?
Anyway, if you’re hankering for one of these Fendi Mama Forever Zucca Bags, you better start saving your pennies. Or maybe find one of them Mama sales. Just don’t ask me to explain it all again. I’m too old for this Fendi stuff. I’m gonna go sit on the porch and watch the world go by. Maybe I’ll see someone with one of them fancy Fendi bags.